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I am thirty years young Omar Kareem. I live an extravagant life in Lahore. My twitter handle is not what I am in real life, I am blunt and rouge here on twitter. Last time I was like this on Facebook I was banned. I never returned to Facebook, it's for the fuck faces anyways. 

I love sexting. It helps me think about you and help you learn things that I would do to you. 

I am Omar Kareem and I will get dirty for you if you like it that way. 

Say hi and I am all yours. 

Kik: ModernEgg 

Where's the Pussy ??

I am right at the back of Badshahi fort, Lahore at the moment, on the road and still sitting in my car. And no Sir I am no lover of historic places at-fucking-all. I absolutely have no sane reason to be here today and yet the fuck I am..
OK! The pussy brought me here.. What pussy? The pussy I am looking for..
This morning I woke up with a huge boner and a dire need of one hot long passionate sex or ahem 'love making'.  You see, my girlfriend recently broke up with me..we both did actually..and it's been like over a fucking month and a guy gotta eat you know, and have sex and eat and have sex..
So this morning was actually me having had enough..It took me a little while to get out of bed with that boner I just mentioned, hope you are paying attention. Are you ?

By the time 'things' settle down a bit and made it comfy for me to come out of my bed it was late for work already and thanks to the Sharifs, Lahore is kinda dirt hole these days and there was no way I could make it to office in the remaining time. So instead I thought I should get up and spend the rest of my "work time" finding a good tight pussy. Ok I admit I just exaggerated a bit, in reality any pussy would do just fine as long as its attached to a young female from the human specie, right now. 
But how? Had no idea. Normally, in UK or US I would have no trouble finding one.. That's easy you know.. But not here..
Random pussy is still just a dream in Lahore.. I wonder what chicks dig in places like these. I mean come on.. There's a hard dick on the loose.. ready for extreme love making.. And you are not even close to get it..Your loss..
Anyways so I drove all the way from defense to Gulberg finding nice spots for picking up chicks..from there to Mall road.. no success, from there to canal and now in fucking hell some how reached new food street.. And still no luck.. I am giving up for good now believing either girls don't understand a guy's obvious looks or there's something that's beyond my comprehension.
Guess I ll have sex with my hand tonight.
The Sharifs, as I noticed,have dug up entire city, hope for good.

What the fuck???

I just realized that my decision of NOT reading my own blogs once after they have been posted was the right thing to do in first place. I am really not a big fan of my own writings and I really suck big time.
Yenyways folks! A lot has happened since the last time I blogged with me off course and all over as well. Steve Jobs dead for Christ's sake people. Qazzaffi's terror reign over for Libyans and a new era of corporate looting starts for them. Wall street's being occupied..well nice try and much more. And me, well I am getting my usual share of pussy here and there so things are pretty much doable. There is a thing about pussy some are are likely edible which I really enjoy while others are simply just doable. You know what I mean. 

So! what I really mean to say is that I am back, yet again :o) 

Pornography

Laws of many countries prevent minors from legally viewing sexually explicit material. In Islamic Pakistan even adults are not allowed to view such content in both public and private by law. However studies over recent decades have shown that between 80 and 90 per cent of 17-year-old males have already been exposed to it on multiple occasions. In an age where the Internet is fast becoming omnipresent, it's likely that those figures have increased.

It is, surely, completely normal for teenagers to seek out sexual depictions as part of their personal education and psycho-sexual development to suggest otherwise is as archaic as condemning masturbation. It seems a major inconsistency that teenagers are legally permitted to sexually experiment within their own age group in different countries (not Pakistan).We live in an age where the mere depiction of the human body can still create social panic, while a reactionary government and the society turns to censorship in an effort to control new technology. A substantial proportion of information about sex available to (particularly male) adolescents is being provided through pornographic cheap media such as internet (we all have learned ways to download porn despite all restrictions from ISPs) While studies about the effects of pornography on children and adolescents are not entirely conclusive, pornography, tool of personal pleasure that it is, must have some kind of impact on the way teenagers view sex. I personally feel that pornography that depicts sexual acts and the human form in a positive, respectful, non-sexist and healthy manner is going to have a positive effect on attitudes towards sex and women, particularly on the developing mind of the adolescent. Pornography is, by and large, a commercial enterprise. It is extraordinarily lucrative because it is far cheaper and simpler to produce than most other forms of entertainment media. Society must, at some stage, accept that not only is there a widespread demand for pornography, but that it also has the potential, in the process of adhering to certain values, to aid healthy adolescent sexual development. It is something that is widely consumed, both by adults and adolescents, yet still treated as something dirty that ought to provoke feelings of shame and guilt. Part of the blame for this lies with the equation of the term "pornography" with the degrading and exploitative material that is widespread on the internet. One might contend that feelings of shame that might occur while viewing that sort of material are in fact appropriate nevertheless, its popularity remains sourceable to the lack of a widely available alternative and such an alternative could take many forms. The sexual urge is healthy, responding to visual (and other) stimuli is healthy, curiosity and sexual self-awareness are healthy I believe. It is natural for us to wish to explore sex. The sooner our society accepts this, the better.

Picture above :Porn celebrities (left to right) Savanna Samson,Tera Patrick,Briana Banks,Nina Mercedez

Back with a bang

I have been busy traveling all over the country - not really only Lahore and Karachi. But it is fun cum work cum leisure, all because I am seeing very beautiful people on my visits.

I am currently busy promoting upcoming and very submissively willing female models, killer photographers and designers of our times and all because of my profession, boy oh boy I love advertising. Its been a while since I updated my blog, honestly I had nothing to share and I had been seriously ill and took some days off from my hectic routine but I got bored very soon and joined back early. I love to shoot people, not with a gun but with a digital camera. I have done some shoots recently. I'd also try to upload my previous work from back days very soon but for now I have uploaded some of my recent work on face book profile. By the way I am in Karachi now and its just as bad as it is in Lahore I mean the weather. Its touching 46-47 degrees here and in such weather the already-hot models are too often the object of pity because of their heavy duty, full make over and bridal dresses overloaded with jewelery during the shoots. But it always bring smiles and joy while watching a nicely done shoot afterwards. I'll upload some good shit I am doing these days. so catch up later.You can check the recent pictures on my Facebook and I would love to hear back from all of you.

Picture above : Model Namreen from one of my shoots. 
Oopsie, just noticed pics missing I may have deleted this pic from my Picasa web account, I'll update soon.
Fuck me sideways it turns out that entire Album is gone.

Secret love affair

These two words give most men a nice hard on..The idea of being in a secret relationship has always been a fantasy to me.

I remember that how fond I was of my female school teachers, even at that very young age where the penis is for the peeing and cleaning only. I used to crawl up into my teacher's lap very eagerly and used to fondle their breasts with my tiny hands and had that feeling even at that time that some teachers really liked the way my hands used to work.

Perhaps this is why I have been fantasizing about being in such relations with some gorgeous sexy preferably older lady, and who doesn't ??

I have been with various gorgeous ladies during my single life, school days were a bit rough but later with the blessings of internet and other expanded social circle my sex horizon and scope expanded. In my life during my graduation years I found, through the Internet a gorgeous lady.

In the very beginning, I remember, I wasn't into her that much but the moment I found out that she was a principal at a school,which was actually later during the entire friendship course I started taking interest in friendship to talk her into bed which I believe wasn't that much of an effort. That was exactly what she was getting at she became a very good fuck buddy. The plus point was I had to learn a lot from her since I was only 19 at that time and never had sex like that before. She was 28 and was good in bed. She liked me for being secretive of that relation and in return she would make sure that all that merry-go-round hoopla never ends for me.

Our society's dilemma is that the taboo and silence around sex is oppressive on all of us irrespective of gender, and lead to unhappiness in our daily lives and more often to violence, shame, depression, ill health and general social malaise. But that doesn't mean no one is doing it. I have nothing against the moral values, cultural norms or the religion. Its just that I feel sex is the matter of one's own personal choices and preferences. I also believe that everything that matters, around us or everything that there is basically and entirely revolves around the sex.

Anyways, back to my guilt free sex days that I miss so much were basically the result of understanding between two grown ups during different periods. Discussing my personal things on platforms like these seems unrealistic and not something I am here for. I share this info because I know no one is reading this.

Oh and by the way if you are reading this and by any chance you are a sexy complexion single,married or in a relationship of 23-32 and looking for a discreet relationship. I 'll be delighted to have your company. Ciao.

Gay Pakistani

The author of this blog is not gay. So morons who have been messaging him should fucking stay away. This was just a post to fill up the blog.
I haven't been feeling well for a few days. The doctors have advised me to take a complete rest.It started with a minor throat infection which deteriorated due to my negligence. The gland called Lymph in my neck swelled resulting severe pain in my entire right side of the skull. I am on heavy pain killers these days. After running back and forth between various physicians and surgeons for a few days I am seeing an ENT surgeon now. My doc says that if the swelling doesn't go away by Tuesday,it must be operated. I am pretty much sure that I don't want it surgically removed.The idea of lying under a doctor 's knife is not so good. But I would do anything to get rid of this pain permanently. 
So the other day while I was watching TV with this pain-killer-induced-bed-rest of mine that doctors has suggested,the local news channels ran a news about a gay couple who got caught red handed marrying each other. According to the channels a gay man Malik Iqbal (real name) 48 of Peshawar was trying to marry this 18 years old gay Hijra Kashif alias Rani. The police also arrested about 48 guests mostly Hijras (eunuchs) who were later brought to the court and by court's order sent to jail.

My senses must have gotten weak by my illness or something because I almost puked in disgust.And this is Peshawar we are talking about, God Dammit. The land of great pukhtoons who are always proud of their moral values, the fire arms is believed to be their JEWELERY. 
But it turns out that the Pathan will fight against you in the name of Allah, their lands, women and their gay partners too. Such experiences in Allah's own country appear unreal. The law about sodomy or whatever do you want to call it clearly states in the constitution of Pakistan "the homosexual is not accepted as a decent individual, and homosexual acts constitute an offense punishable with imprisonment for life or with imprisonment of either description for a term which may extend to ten years."

Pakistan is under great influence of the GAY, In early 90's that used to be heard as the way of villagers or the act's of Pathans but now from every walk of life,one can find GAY sex very easily. I have witnessed lads of the elite class and the modern desi branded GAYS equally attracted to the same sex, one can find the reading very easy by seeing the moods and trends of these cute lads.There are sites online for Pakistani gays where they socialize and find their mates. There's also a gay chat room  on IRC which happens to be the most popular love finding tool on the Internet for homos in Pakistan and UAE, in fact Pakistani gays are highly in demand with their UAE counterparts.

On dal.net a popular chat hosting server on IRC a chat room is named after Pakistani gays #gaypakistani. If you are gay you'll be happy to find that Pakis are in good numbers on that chat room from every walk of life to every city of Pakistan. I have come across gays from a labor to elite class from all ages and these new trends are not derived of the recent invasions of Internet in Pakistan, and believe me when I say they have always been here, its just that they are using the Technology to their benefit.

Well, I wish I had known some Pakistani Lezbians as well. The thing with the lezbians is that they wont admit as openly as a gay of Upper Punjab or Lahore or even Islamabad would do.Karachi too is not far behind its catching up with the gay trend.
In fact studies have been found on and via Internet off course, that Karachi beaches and Clifton areas are getting lots of Gay attraction. There are reported areas popular for gay meet ups in Karachi. Do these places equally attract and are visited by the lesbians ? I don't have any idea. Lesbians always fancy me, the things they do to each other in the porn has always been my weakness.

In other regions of Pakistan like in the conservative regions of the province Khyber Pakthoonkhwa it is socially acceptable for pathan men to take up young boys for sexual pleasure. But don't rush to fancy the country as some liberal outpost where life is all about celebrating individual choices. Many homosexual relationships there are not a result of two gay people wanting to make love but consequences of aggression and abuse by the strong on the weak. It is less love and more rape.In religious schools (madrassa) the gay activity is on the rise. Many such incidents of child molestation are reported by the press in these madrassas and mosques every month in the press. But sadly not enough has been done by the government or other organizations in this regard. 
Historically, pederasty, gratification of sexual pleasures between older men and pubescent boys, was so universally established and practiced that it has found ample space in Pakistan's literature, poetry and other forms of communication used by the common man.

Following the capture of Islamabad's Chinese masseuses by the dreaded burka students of the all-girls conservative Islamic school Jamia Hafsa back in June 2007, Abdul Rashid Ghazi, who led the men's school, drafted a ruling as I remember. He declared "If you want massage treatment, men should go to men, and women should go to women." Gay Pakistanis should gleefully catch the hint.