Where's the Pussy ??

I am right at the back of Badshahi fort, Lahore at the moment, on the road and still sitting in my car. And no Sir I am no lover of historic places at-fucking-all. I absolutely have no sane reason to be here today and yet the fuck I am..
OK! The pussy brought me here.. What pussy? The pussy I am looking for..
This morning I woke up with a huge boner and a dire need of one hot long passionate sex or ahem 'love making'.  You see, my girlfriend recently broke up with me..we both did actually..and it's been like over a fucking month and a guy gotta eat you know, and have sex and eat and have sex..
So this morning was actually me having had enough..It took me a little while to get out of bed with that boner I just mentioned, hope you are paying attention. Are you ?

By the time 'things' settle down a bit and made it comfy for me to come out of my bed it was late for work already and thanks to the Sharifs, Lahore is kinda dirt hole these days and there was no way I could make it to office in the remaining time. So instead I thought I should get up and spend the rest of my "work time" finding a good tight pussy. Ok I admit I just exaggerated a bit, in reality any pussy would do just fine as long as its attached to a young female from the human specie, right now. 
But how? Had no idea. Normally, in UK or US I would have no trouble finding one.. That's easy you know.. But not here..
Random pussy is still just a dream in Lahore.. I wonder what chicks dig in places like these. I mean come on.. There's a hard dick on the loose.. ready for extreme love making.. And you are not even close to get it..Your loss..
Anyways so I drove all the way from defense to Gulberg finding nice spots for picking up chicks..from there to Mall road.. no success, from there to canal and now in fucking hell some how reached new food street.. And still no luck.. I am giving up for good now believing either girls don't understand a guy's obvious looks or there's something that's beyond my comprehension.
Guess I ll have sex with my hand tonight.
The Sharifs, as I noticed,have dug up entire city, hope for good.